distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

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snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

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egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

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ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

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